Once upon a time in the future, there was a creepy boring town called Wellsford. In Wellsford, there were two enemies called Brad Wu and Barry Wu-a female. Brad Wu was a wealthy man who had tons of pets. Barry Wu, however, was mean and ugly and idiotic at times.
One day, Brad Wu was at Mc Donald, celebrating his 15th day anniversary with a mouldy Big Mac. Suddenly Barry Wu, the elephant, burst into the room and shouted “I ate your puppy.” Brad Wu was spiteful. He vowed to get revenge on Barry Wu for not only eating his puppy but for ruining his 15th day anniversary with a Big Mac.
The next day, Brad Wu was at the library celebrating his 16th day anniversary with the exploding Big Mac. Barry Wu, the stinky elephant with fluffy toenails, marched into the room and shouted “I ate your cat”. Brad Wu had brought along a healthy, delicious Big Mac knife and tried to stab Barry Wu in the head. She ran away.
The next day, Brad Wu was at Caltex celebrating his 17 day anniversary with a juicy Big Mac. Then, a flying Barry Wu who looked like an elephant with fluffy toenails came and demanded the Wi-Fi code. Brad Wu shooed her away.
On the 18th day anniversary with another juicy Big Mac, Brad Wu was at the Community Centre until the feathered, stinky Barry Wu who looked like an elephant with fluffy toenails came and tried to shove her face in the juicy Big Mac. Brad Wu had had enough. First, his face turned red. Then he started puffing up in fury. And, finally, he exploded. Barry Wu was blown away. She landed in a gorse bush and unfortunately, died. And for the Big Mac, it set the Community Centre on fire and burnt down Wellsford.
The End
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Very funny story.
🙂
that townseems farmiliar
that town seems farmiliar 🙂