Once upon a time in a far corner of town
Everything was gloomy, everything was down.
I’ll tell you the story of the pineapple frown.
Once some time ago
Pineapple trees could sway and fro.
Fish would walk on land and water
And they had to pay no quarters.
Birds would fly and also eat pie.
A secret the pines were alive.
Then the thing happened.
The humans were unpacked.
They saw the lovely pines
And took away their lovely lives.
As they were chopping the pines
Alive the pine came to warn their own minds
The humans didn’t listen
And they took Sigh!
They are now mindful of their arts
But there’s only one seed
And the person who finds it will fulfill our need.